One Liners

A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park. The brunette says suddenly, "Awww, look at the dead birdie". 

The blonde stops, looks up, and says, "Where?"

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Q. What do twenty blondes standing ear to ear make? 

A. A wind tunnel.

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Q. How do you confuse a blonde? 

A. You can't, they have always been like that. 

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Q: A blonde going to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat? 

A: Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row. 

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Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday? 

A: Tell her a joke on Wednesday.

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Q. How do you confuse a blonde? 

A. Put them in a round room and tell them to sit in the corner.

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Q: How does a blonde try to kill a fish? 

A: She drowns it.

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Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours? 

A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper.

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Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Friday?

A: Tell her a joke on Monday.

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Q: How did the blonde break her arm while she was raking leaves?

A: She fell out of the tree.

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Q: What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?

A: Run! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

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Q: Why does a blonde only change diaper on her baby once a month?

A: Because it says good for up to 20 pounds

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