Mirror Of Truth

There was a Mirror of Truth that if you stood in front of it and told a lie it would suck you into it never to be seen again.

A very ugly man stood in front of it at declared.. "Mirror of Truth.. I think I'm the handsomest man alive" and..."Swoooop"! he was sucked in.

Then a very Fat man stood in front of the mirror and declared..."Mirror of Truth. I think I'm the skinniest man around..." and "Swooop" he was also sucked in.

Then a Blonde woman stood in front of the mirror and declared: 
"Mirror of Truth...I think...."Swoooop"!

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