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Blonde joke # 75 @ JokesnFun.com
How to Kill A Blonde
One Day, A Blonde walks into a hair salon with headphones on. The Hairstylist said:
"What would you like done today?"
The Blonde Answered..."I want to get my hair permed."
"Well, you're gonna have to remove those headphones first." answered the hairstylist.
"But I can't! My parents said that if I EVER take them off, I'll die!" The Blonde said
"Alright, I'm gonna go get the stuff I need, and when I come back, you better have those off." the
hairstylist replied. So as she was walking into the backroom, the blonde
apptempted to take off the headphones.
When the hairstylist returned, she found the blonde sprawled out on the floor. She was dead. The
hairstylist picked up the headphones that were laying next to her. There was a voice on the
headphones saying:
"Breathe in, Breathe out, Breathe in, Breathe out, Breathe in, Breathe out."
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