The Blonde Winner

A blonde goes to a restaurant, buys a cup of coffee and sits down to drink it. She looks on the side of her cup and finds a peal off prize. She pulls off the tab and yells, "I WON! I WON! I WON a motor home, I WON a motor home!" 

The waitress runs over and says, "That's impossible. The biggest prize given away was a mini van!" 

The blonde replies, "No. I WON A motor home, I WON a motor home!" 

By this time the manager makes his way over to the table and says, "You couldn't possibly have won a motor homes because we didn't have that as a prize!" 

Again the blonde says, "No, no mistake, I WON a motor home, I WON a motor home!" 

The blonde hands the prize ticket to the manager and he reads, 
"WIN A BAGEL."

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