Quick Thinking

Having snuck out with that *real* cute Christina Aguilera look alike that was at the party, I was astonished to wake up and find it was three in the morning.

"Oh my God, Jenny's gonna kill me!"

Trying to figure out what to do, inspiration struck.

I dashed out to the nearest pay phone, dialed my home number quickly, and breathlessly, said,
"Jenny, hon! Don't pay the ransom!!! I escaped!!!"

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