Dreadful Fight

Three weeks after her wedding day, Joanna called her minister.
"Reverend," she wailed,
"John and I had a DREADFUL fight!"

"Calm down, my child," said the minister,
"it's not half as bad as you think. Every marriage has to have its first fight!"

"I know, I know!" said Joanna.
"But what am I going to do with the BODY?"

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