My First Time

The sky was blue, 
the moon was high,
we were alone just her and I.

Her hair was brown,
her eyes blue,
I knew just what she wanted me to do.

Then with courage, I did my best.
I placed my hand upon her chest.

Her face was cute,
her body fine,
I ran my fingers down her spine.

I trembled with shock, 
I felt her heart,
then she slowly spread her legs apart.

I knew she was ready, but didn't know how,
for it was my first time.............

.........at milking a cow.

Submitted by Jeremy Williams

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