Eating Out

Friends of ours invited the wife and I out to dinner. Although it turned out to be a topless restaurant, my wife was a pretty good sport and pretended to enjoy the evening.

On the way home though, even the defrosters at full force wouldn't keep the windshield from icing over on her side of the car.

"Awwwww come on." I said.
"It wasn't that bad."

"Your ordering didn't help matters." she said fuming.

"What ?" I replied.
"I only ordered a dozen oysters."

"ONE AT A TIME ?!?!?!" she yelled.

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