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Dirty joke # 49 @ JokesnFun.com
Movie Rating An old Jewish woman has been invited to help
screen a movie for the rating it'll carry.
The movie is an old remake of a Roman Gladiator type movie. In the
middle of the movie is a scene where the Romans are feeding people to the
lions.
The little old lady hits the buzzer she's been given, which stops the
movie. The attendant comes down to her chair and says,
"Yes, ma'am?"
"This movie should be rated 'R' because those Jews are being fed to the
lions!"
The attendant says,
"Ma'am, those are Christians, not Jews."
"Oh. Ok. Well, start the movie up again."
A few minutes later she again presses the buzzer. The attendant comes
down to her chair.
"Yes ma'am?"
She points to the screen.
"Those lions over there -- they're not eating!!!"
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