Gone Fishing

A father and son went fishing out on a boat one day then the dad open a beer the son said let me taste that dad. The dad said son is your dick long enough to reach your asshole? No it is not dad.

Then the dad lights a cigar and the son says dad let me try some of that, dad says remember what I asked you a couple of minutes ago? 

Yes dad.

Well is it no you cant have none of this. 

Then about thirty minutes later the son opens a pack of cookies the dad says let me try one son, the son says dad remember what you asked me earlier yes son I asked you if your dick was long enough to reach your asshole. 

Well is it dad? 

Yes it is son.

Well then go fuck yourself these cookies are mine.

Submitted by c_heddy

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