Getting Even With Her Ex

Rita Garcia has fessed up after bragging to friends about how she got even with her ex.

Garcia broke into her estranged husband's apartment and located unused condoms in a drawer. She carefully opened a condom and put peppered chili powder in one, resealed it and waited for the results.

After a moment of passion with his 19-year-old girlfriend, Pedro was rushed to the hospital with his manhood on fire.

Rita, upon her being charged with second degree assault said,
"He wanted hot sex with that 19-year-old and he's now had it."

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