Barney The Parrot

A robber enters a home while no one is there. He goes into the bedroom and starts searching through drawers when he hears a voice say "Jesus is watching you" he slowly looks around and doesn't see anybody and proceeds to look through more drawers. 

Once again he hears the voice "Jesus is watching you" he shines his light around the room and sees a parrot watching him. 

He says, are you talking to me? 

The bird replies "Jesus is watching you" 

The robber in confusion says, "So is your name Jesus or what?" 

The parrot replies "No, my name is Barney" 

The robber replies "Who in the world would be stupid enough to name a bird Barney?"

The parrot says "The same people who named that Rottweiler over there Jesus!"

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