Safe And Sound

A group of friends who went deer hunting separated into pairs 
for the day. That night, one hunter returned alone, staggering 
under a hugh buck. "Where's Harry?", asked another hunter. 

"He fainted a couple miles up the trail," Harry's partner 
answered. "You left him lying there alone and carried the deer 
back?" 

"It was a tough decision," said the hunter. "But I figured no 
one is going to steal Harry."

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