Seeing-Eye Dog

A blind man is walking down the street with his seeing-eye dog. They come to a busy intersection and the dog ignores the high volume of traffic zooming by on the street, leading the blind man right out into the thick of traffic. The screech of tires and horns can be heard blaring, as panicked drivers try to desperately avoid running the pair down.

The blind man and the dog finally reach the safety of the sidewalk on the other side of the street. Then, the blind man takes a cookie out of his coat pocket and offers it to the dog.

A passerby who had observed the near fatal incident says to the blind man in amazement, "Why on earth are you rewarding your dog with a cookie? He nearly got you killed!"

The blind man turns partially in the passerby's direction and replies, "I'm trying to find out where the mutt's head is, so I can kick his rear end!"

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