Stomach Rolling Over Pretty Hard

A man and his wife were driving to an important convention where the man was scheduled to give the opening remarks. They were passing through a part of Oklahoma when the woman tells her husband that she must stop at the next restroom because she felt her stomach rolling over pretty hard. 

The man tells her that he will be late if they stop, so just tighten up and hold it. A few minutes later the man is informed by his wife that unless he stops right now so she can run to the bushes alongside the road, he will have to clean up the mess. 

Her husband has always prided himself in solving tricky problems, and tells his wife to pull up her dress, drop her panties, and get up in the seat so she can hang her end out the window. The next curve up there I will speed up, and when I say "Okay, GO NOW," you just let it go. 

The couple were in their 60's and the woman was in no mood to argue, so she did as her husband said. As the car flashed into the curve the man says, "OKAY, LET 'ER RIP." And she did.

Not noticed by the couple were two hitchhikers standing about midway through the curve, and to their misfortune, the load hit them both square in the face. 

The one hitchhiker turned to the other and said as he was reaching for his towel, "Wheweee, I can't believe what these people chew up here." 

And the other hitchhiker said, "Boy, I hear that. And did you see the jaws on that dude?"

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