Dead Golfer

Two avid golfers were sitting in the clubhouse. One said to his friend, "I'm sorry to hear that your uncle passed away last week. I understand that it was while you two were playing golf. I hear you carried him all the way back to the clubhouse. That must have been very hard for you considering he weighed over two hundred pounds. 

"Oh, carrying him wasn't that hard," said his friend, sadly. 
"The difficult part was putting him down... and then picking him up again after every stroke."

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