Cowboy Truths

What do you call a drug ring in Dallas?........A huddle. 

Four Dallas Cowboys in a car, who's driving?......The police. 

Why can't Michael Irwin get into a huddle on the field anymore?
...It is a parole violation for him to associate with known felons. 

Doctors say because of Michael Irvin's broken clavicle, it will be 6-8 weeks before he can video a teammate having sex. 

I understand Chicago is trying to sign Michael Irvin. 
They got rid of the refrigerator, so now they want a Coke machine. 

The Dallas newspapers reported yesterday that Texas Stadium is going to take out the artificial turf because the cowboys play better on "grass." 

The Dallas Cowboys adopted a new "Honor System", Yes your Honor, No your Honor. 

The Cowboys had a 12 and 5 season this year, 12 arrests, 5 convictions. 

The Cowboys knew they had to do something for their defense, so they hired a new defensive coordinator: Johnny Cochran 

How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?
Studying their Miranda Rights.

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