A Bad Slice

A fellow was out golfing when he made an unfortunate hook shot that landed in a bed a flowers planted along the edge of the fairway. Gingerly tip-toeing his way through the flowers to retrieve his ball, he bent down to pick it up.

Feeling the presence of someone else, he slowly turned around to see Mother Nature standing behind him. 

Smiling, She said 
"I couldn't help but notice how careful you are to retrieve your golf ball without injuring my buttercups - my precious little buttercups. I want to reward you - I'll give you all the butter you could want for the next year."

The golfer looked at Her and without hesitation, said 
"And where the hell were you when I sliced it into the pussywillows??!!

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