Top Ten Things That Sound Dirty In Golf

10. Nuts...my shaft is bent. 

9. After 18 holes I can barely walk. 

8. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker. 

7. Look at the size of his putter. 

6. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more. 

5. Mind if I join your threesome? 

4. Stand with your back turned and drop it. 

3. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip 

2. Nice stroke, but your follow through has a lot to be desired. 

And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty in golf but isn't: 

1. Hold up...I need to wash my balls first.

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