American Football Light Bulb Qs & As

Q: How many people at an American football match does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three. One to change it and two to tip the entire contents of the ice bucket over the coach to congratulate him on a successful bulb screwing.

Q: How many University of Washington Husky football fans (or any over-the-top sports fans that pay way way too much attention to minutia surrounding "their" team) does it take to change a light bulb?
A: A million and one. One to hold the old bulb and the rest to all try and make the world revolve around it.

Q: How many Buffalonians does it take to screw a in a light bulb?
A: Two-one to get the new bulb out of the snow bank, and one to screw it in.

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