Hack Golfer

A hack golfer spends a day at a plush country club, playing golf and enjoying the luxury of a complimentary caddy.

Being a hack golfer, he plays poorly all day. Round about the 18th hole, he spots a lake off to the left of the fairway. He looks at the caddy and says,
"I've played so poorly all day, I think I'm going to go drown myself in that lake."

The caddy looks back at him and says,
"I don't think you could keep your head down that long."

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