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At Jokes 'n Fun.com we're constantly adding to our Master Joke List, which we keep hidden in the Joke Vault, safe from prying eyes. Then we realized how stupid that was, and we came up with the Joke-O-Matic to solve that problem. The Joke-O-Matic serves our jokes up a few at a time, nice and neat- no muss, no fuss. There are currently over 5,000 jokes in the Joke-O-Matic. To get more jokes just click the "More jokes please!" button below. You can also browse our jokes by category if you prefer.

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    Every time Timmy's mom had her boyfriend over, she put Timmy in the closet with his teddy bear. One day, hearing her husband coming up the stairs, she quickly shoved her boyfriend in with Timmy.

    "Gee, it's mighty dark in here," Timmy said.

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    Three successful Jewish brothers compared their wealth by the presents they had recently sent their old mother for her 75th birthday.
    Shlomo, the oldest, said: "I built a big mansion for our mother."
    Moishe, the second, said: "I sent her a Mercedes with a dri . . .

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