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Jokes 'n Fun Joke-O-Matic

At Jokes 'n Fun.com we're constantly adding to our Master Joke List, which we keep hidden in the Joke Vault, safe from prying eyes. Then we realized how stupid that was, and we came up with the Joke-O-Matic to solve that problem. The Joke-O-Matic serves our jokes up a few at a time, nice and neat- no muss, no fuss. There are currently over 5,000 jokes in the Joke-O-Matic. To get more jokes just click the "More jokes please!" button below. You can also browse our jokes by category if you prefer.

 
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  1. Split dead limb into fragments and shave one fragment into slivers.
  2. Bandage left thumb.
  3. Chop other fragments into smaller fragments
  4. Bandage left foot.
  5. Make structure of slivers (include those embedded in hand)
  6. Light Match . . .

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A 54 year old accountant leaves a letter for his wife one Friday evening that reads:



Dear Wife (that's what he called her):



I am 54 and by the time you receive this letter I will be at the Grand Hotel with my beautiful and sexy 18 year old secr . . .

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Yo mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone

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