"Way Better Than Doing Stuff At Work"
User name:
Email:
Country:

Forum







Jokes!

 
Search jokes for:
 

 
Category: Men             Rating: 3.60
A man walks into a bar. On the bar sits a big jar of twenty dollar bills. The man asks the bartender,"What's the deal with the jar of money?"

"Well", the bartender says,"I've got a horse tied up in the stable out back. This horse has never laughed in his life. You put a twenty in the jar, then if you can make my horse laugh, You win all the money!"

The man puts his twenty in the jar, and goes out to the stable. He comes back just a few minutes later, and you can hear the horse laughing all the way inside. The man takes his money and leaves.

About a year later, he goes back to the bar, and they've got another jar of twenties there.

"What's the deal now?" He asks.

"Well",the bartender says,"That damn horse won't stop laughing! So the first person who can make my horse stop laughing wins the money!"

The man pays his twenty, and goes out to the stable. He returns a few minutes later, and the horse is bawling his eyes out. He picks up his money and is about to leave when the bartender stops him.

"Alright", he says,"You have won an awful lot of money from me and I want to know how you did it!!"

"Easy", he says,"I made him laugh by saying mine was bigger than his, and I made him cry by proving it!!"


Send this page to a friend!

Rate this joke:

Terrible

Poor

Average

Good

Excellent

Quick Joke Search:
Search for:




 
 
What, no javascript?? Oh dear. Oh my.
To experience the awesome wonderfullness of Jokes 'n Fun.com, you really need to enable Javascript.

Really, it's not our fault. We told the web guy that only terrorists use Javascript, but he just whined like a tired child for days and days and so we finally gave in.

Once he was done with the site we hit him over the head and buried him out back, so at least he won't be causing that kind of trouble for anyone else.

Anyway, turn on Javascript and come on in.