"Way Better Than Doing Stuff At Work"
User name:



Search jokes for:

Category: Food Jokes             Rating: 5.00
A woman`s garden is growing beautifully but the darn tomatoes won`t ripen. There`s a limit to the number of uses for green tomatoes and she`s getting tired of it. So she goes to her neighbor and says, "Your tomatoes are ripe, mine are green. What can I do about it?"

Her neighbor replies, "Well, it may sound absurd but here`s what to do. Tonight there`s no moon. After dark go out into your garden and take all your clothes off. Tomatoes can see in the dark and they`ll be embarrassed and blush. In the morning they`ll all be red, you`ll see."

Well, what the heck? She does it. Next day her neighbor asks how it worked.

"So-so," she answers. "The tomatoes are still green but the cucumbers are all four inches longer."

Send this page to a friend!

Rate this joke:






Quick Joke Search:
Search for:

What, no javascript?? Oh dear. Oh my.
To experience the awesome wonderfullness of Jokes 'n Fun.com, you really need to enable Javascript.

Really, it's not our fault. We told the web guy that only terrorists use Javascript, but he just whined like a tired child for days and days and so we finally gave in.

Once he was done with the site we hit him over the head and buried him out back, so at least he won't be causing that kind of trouble for anyone else.

Anyway, turn on Javascript and come on in.