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TOP 10 OLD FOLKS' PARTY GAMES

1.Sag, You're It!

2.Pin the Toupee on the Bald Guy

3.20 Questions Shouted into your Good Ear

4.Kick the Bucket

5.Red Rover, Red Rover, the Nurse Says Bend Over

6.Doc, Doc Goose

7.Simon Says Something Incoherent

8.Hide and Go Pee

9.Spin the Bottle of Mylanta

10.Musical Recliners
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A band director named Ravelli was having a lot of trouble with one drummer.He talked and talked and talked with the drummer, and performance simply didn't improve.

Finally, before the whole orchestra, he said, "When a musician just can't handle his instrument and doesn't improve when given help, they take away the instrument, and give him two sticks, and make him a drummer."

A stage whisper was heard from the percussion section: "And if he can . . .
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A woman always wanted an expensive car -- a status symbol to drive around and be seen in. She scrimps and saves, goes to the BMW dealer, and plops down several years of income for a brand new state-of-the-art, computer enhanced dream mobile.

She's driving off. Decides she wants some music and searches for the radio. The dashboard looks like a control panel at NASA. She fiddles with this button, that gizmo... jiggles these and those, but finally gives up.

Furious, she . . .
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TOP 10 OLD FOLKS' PARTY GAMES

1.Sag, You're It!

2.Pin the Toupee on the Bald Guy

3.20 Questions Shouted into your Good Ear

4.Kick the Bucket

5.Red Rover, Red Rover, the Nurse Says Bend Over

6.Doc, Doc Goose

7.Simon Says Something Incoherent

8.Hide and Go Pee

9.Spin the Bottle of Mylanta

10.Musical Recliners
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A kid is asking questions about many professionals, when they urgently need to go to the rest rooms:

  • 1) Kid: "Dad, do you know what a climber will do, when he or she urgently needs to go to the rest room in the middle of a very high cliff?"

    Dad: "It's easy, Son! You know, there are some special formations on the cliff called 'overhangs', where gradient of the slope is more than 90 degrees. Most climbers avoid such a place as much as possibl . . .
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    Two elderly sisters donated $5 to a charity and, to their surprise, won tickets to a football game. Since they had never seen a live football game before, Madge thought the free tickets would provide an excellent opportunity for doing so.

    "I think so, too," said Mabel. "Let's go!"

    They soon found themselves high in a noisy stadium overlooking a large, grassy expanse. They watched the kickoff and the seemingly endless back-and-forth struggles that c . . .
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    In a hotel room, Jim Morrison is in one corner with the rest of his band. In another corner are John Lennon, Paul McCartney, George Harrison and Ringo Star - all are naked.

    Monica Lewinsky walks in, drops to her knees in front of Jim Morrison and begins to play the pink oboe. She swallows nicely then starts on his guitarist, bassist, then his drummer and the keyboard player.When she's finished, she licks her lips and wanders over to John Lennon and begins to do the same to h . . .
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    4. Career Opportunities for History Majors
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    20 Very Short Books
    1. A Guide to Arab Democracies
    2. A Journey through the Mind of Dennis Rodman
    3. Amelia Earhart's Guide to the Pacific Ocean
    4. Career Opportunities for History Majors
    5. Contraception by Pope John Paul II
    6. Detroit - A Travel Guide
    7. Different Ways to Spell "Bob"
    8. Dr. Kevorkian's Collection of Motivational Speeches
    9. Easy UNIX
    10. Ethiopian Tips on World Dominance
    11. Everything Men Know About Women
    12. French Hospitality
    13. Bob Dole: The W . . .
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