"Way Better Than Doing Stuff At Work"
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Category: Business             Rating: 5.00
The new company recruit was lazy. One morning he dialed the number of the cafeteria, but got the wrong number...

When someone picked the phone he said, "I'm don't feel like working today. Can you send up a coffee and a muffin, and I'll just sit around and read the paper?"

"Do you know whom you are talking to?" the other side asked.

"No." he replied.

"You are talking to the director of this company!" the other side replied.

Then our friend asked, "do you know who is talking on this side?"

"No." the director replied.

"Good." And he put the phone down.

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