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Category: Ethnic Jokes             Rating: 4.00
A guy goes into a store and says to the clerk, "I"d like some Polish Sausage."

The clerk looks at him and says "Are you Polish?"

The guy says "Well, yes I am. If I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I was Italian, or if I had asked for German sausage, would you ask me if I was German?? If I had asked for a taco would you ask if I was Mexican?"

The clerk says "Well, no."

The guy says "Then, why do you ask me if I'm Polish just because I ask for Polish sausage??"

The clerk says "Because this is a hardware store."


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